Jew & A: Monotheism
I am WAY late this one and there are two more Jew & A questions in the queue. I would love to tell you about beautiful Albany but I forgot to take pictures of the foilage (you heard me, foilage, Lisa) and there’s no time! Jew & A questions await. OK, here goes.
Macgyvernut writes:
I don’t know if you remember but once on [site redacted], I was talking about a book I was reading and how some passage talked about how the Israelites didn’t believe God was the only God.
I found the passage I was talking about, and wanted to get your opinion on it. The book is called, “A History of God, the 4000 yr Quest of Judaism, Christianity and Islam”
“The idea of a covenant tells us that the Israelites were not yet monotheists, since it only made sense in a polytheistic setting. The Israelites did not believe that Yahweh, the God of Sinai, was the only God but promised, in their covenant, that they would ignore all other deities and worship him alone. It is very difficult to find a single monotheistic statement in the whole of the Pentateuch. Even the Ten Commandments delivered on Mount Sinai take the existence of other gods for granted: ‘There shall be no strange gods before my face.'”
What do you think of that passage? I have always felt there were other Gods, but the Israelites decided to worship only God. And I guess I’ve always felt that because of the First Commandment, and it’s wording.
And I guess because of this belief is why I am so open to the idea that the God I worship is not necessarily the only God out there. He’s just the one I choose to worship.
Well, I know nothing of this book and I’m too lazy to Google, so here is my feeling about this passage going in utterly blind (a familiar situation, might I add) and taking it totally out of context but rather, addressing what you are seeing in it. But of course the Israelites worshiped other gods. Everyone did. It was like the pet rock of the ancient Near East. People were crazy for gods!
Then, God came along with the covenant and they promised not to anymore. But it was awfully tempting. Just try to get your tween daughter to dress modestly and you’ll see what I mean. BUT and this is a big but, which is why I capitalized it, the other gods weren’t real. They were faux. Fake. Imvisibo friends. See, people thought they were real and could be worshiped but they weren’t and that’s what the Hebrew Bible, the Torah, is referring to. If I say, “don’t use Monopoly money to pay for your groceries,” it doesn’t imply there are lots of different kinds of money and the green stuff is simply better. It means the game moolah, although pretty and in delightful increments, just isn’t going to work out for you. It’s best not to treat it as real.
As a matter of fact, and I was a Near Eastern Studies major for three whole semesters so you just know I’m an expert, the real point of Judaism in its earliest forms was to totally separate the Jews from their neighbors and make sure every possible distinction was made. And lots of concepts in Judaism are based on separation and distinction: light and dark, holiday and every day, holy and not holy, pure and defiled, etc. One of the reasons Judaism has survived all this time is that the Jews constantly have it hammered into them by their laws, “you are different from the others and you have to make sure you stay separate in your ways of doing things.”
But, as I said earlier, the stuff your friends and neighbors do always seems so much more exciting! Especially when you smell pot smoke coming through your vents. But I digress. The point is, the Torah makes it clear: there is only one God and to worship any other person, place, thing, animal, vegetable, or mineral as a god is a grave sin and brings down the wrath of the One True God. Because that’s all they are: things… not deities.
If there is one prayer that is the most important in Judaism, it’s the Sh’ma. It’s even supposed to be the last thing you say should you glimpse your imminent death. It goes: Hear O Israel, the Lord our God, the Lord is one. And it’s not enough to declare that there is only one God several times a day, before you go to sleep at night, and before you head for the hereafter. The word for one in Hebrew is echad. The word for other is acher. You can hear they sound alike. So there is a chance you could say the Sh’ma and it could be mis-overheard by someone who would then think you had said, “another God” rather than “one God,” which would be abhorrent. So when you say that last word, you have to emphasize that last syllable, so you say “echaDDD.” That’s how important it is. That’s how sure the Jewish faith is that there is only one God.
Thanks for writing!
German reporter lady: Do the many crosses in your artwork mean the new album will be darker than ever?
There were no hairnets at the Coors plant and you could take as many pictures as you wanted but that’s because everything was behind glass. I would have put them on the glass but there don’t seem to be any humans there to flash. Instead, I got some glassy shots of boxes of Keystone Light going by. I’ll spare you. You’re welcome! Now, the Coors brewery didn’t have any double entendres, as you can see from this lame-o pic, but it did have over a hundred thousand hours without a workplace accident while Celestial Seasonings only had eight days. Let this be a lesson to you: tea is more hazardous than beer.
I took this same picture but Kay’s came out way better. So I stole it. There’s no I in team, people! Or in theft.
