Speaking of large sums of money…
It’s video week at J-Ball! This commercial is all over New York TV and cracks my shit up every time. Is it the way each word is the most hilarious word in English ever? The jaded “pudding” lady? The eager South Asian guy? The fierce kumquat woman? The teacher who looks like every English teacher I ever had? Who knows! All I can say is, this is the way I will say monkey in my mind for a long time.
[youtube width=”425″ height=”344″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUE3usQfmGI[/youtube]
Now we know how you plan to replenish your 401(k). I didn’t know you were such a risk-taker.
Maybe you’re ready to do something really wild, like buy Citi stock.
I’m waiting till it’s down to four cents.
I should’ve been an English teacher.
Oraguntan!!
From now on, when someone asks me a question and I don’t know the answer, that is what I am going to say in response.
Hopefully I will not get fired from my job.