Magic Jewball

all signs point to no

 

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t

Filed under : The Internets
On August 20, 2008
At 4:00 pm
Comments : 12

Luckily, there are a lot of nuts looking for each other. YaY! It’s Craigslist Missed Connections time.






“BASICALLY, IF I CAN’T FIND AN INDIAN WOMAN I’LL TAKE A BLACK WOMAN. WHICH I’VE HAD BEFORE. BUT WHAT THE HEY, I NEED TO GET LAID.”






“You seem smart. The kind of intelligent woman who doesn’t want to see the Yankees lose 15-2. Or 2-1. Or whatever.

Hey! We’ll clearly both be free after the regular season ends. See you then?”






This is a tough town.






Funny story! The reason “turnip” is highlighted is because I couldn’t remember where this was in my feed and I didn’t know how to spell bahgangajongs so I could search on it.

God, I hope this couple found each other.



King Missile – Detachable Penis