Magic Jewball

all signs point to no


Love, exciting and new (glossary at the end)

Filed under : Judaism,Life in general
On November 27, 2007
At 9:30 pm
Comments : 4

Today, in the waiting room of the doctor’s office, I overheard the following side of a conversation between a frum guy and a girl he was clearly connecting with for the first time, probably a possible shidduch date. We’ll leave aside that he was calling from a doctor’s office waiting room- the most private place ever!

“I’ve heard that about Beis Yaakov girls. [laughing] I think I’ve seen that video! ‘Beis Yaakov Girls Gone Wild!'”
“No, it’s not a real video.”
“No, I was joking, it’s not a real video.”
(longer pause)
“Well, no, they probably don’t really have that.”
(clears throat)
“So you said you’re from Florida?”

I somehow don’t have high hopes for this relationship.

Post Glossary
frum – religious, usually Orthodox
shidduch – set-up
Beis Yaakov – common name for an Orthodox girls’ school

Title comes from:
Love Boat Theme


4 Comments for this post

  1. KP says:

    I love learning new words. Thanks!

    Oh, and I sing a mean version of the Love Boat theme. Remind me to perform it for you next time I am in town.

  2. kb says:

    geez, I like his sense of humor. Hope he realizes this girl is clearly not a match for him.

  3. sarpon says:

    I hope you didn’t allow the future Mr. Becca to slip through your fingers. Did he seem like the type to enjoy Interpol and raita?

  4. Becca says:

    Silly Sarpon, everyone knows I don’t date Jews, especially those religious types!

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