Tennis already?
Yes, yes, sorry, it’s a business matter that couldn’t wait. My schedule is all booked. We have:
Monday – Pious B
Tuesday – Bob the Triathlete
Wednesday – Alfa
Thursday – a person who shall not be blogged
Friday – Dad and Brother1 (sorry, no Brother2 jokes this year, unless they arrive by SMS)
But the family plan always has some blank spots and that’s why you too can buy tickets to the US Open at face value from Becca! Take your wife! Take your mistress! Take your boss! Take my tickets!
Anyway, it’s for Monday 8/27, day session, and details can be found here:
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tix/403511679.html
Special bonus, meet Becca and have her surreptitiously hand you tickets on a street corner before counting the cash.
8/23 Edited to add: Sold! Thanks for participating in J-Ball special offers.
Fess up — Thursday is Jeter, isn’t it?
You just hope that because they’re playing the Red Sox that day in a day game.
Of course, now I’m dying to know who Thursday’s tennis date is.
God, I’m nosy.
I know, it’s hard to believe that anyone would prefer to not be blogged about. Crazy!
Seriously! I mean, it’s got to be somebody who guards his or her privacy even more closely than Becca does.
Hmm…Becca, are you going to the U.S. Open with J.D. Salinger?
All right, everyone! It’s Jimmy Hoffa! Are you satisfied now?
Darn. My second guess was Whitey Bulger