Magic Jewball

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Snappy answers to stupid questions – April

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On May 2, 2007
At 2:50 pm
Comments : 25

Yeah, I know, I’m a few days late on my April edition. But not only have I been busy but I noticed on my April calendar there that I seem to have some sort of aversion to posting on Wednesdays. Bizarre. So let’s start May off on a Wednesday, shall we?

Here are some of the wacky search terms from April and what I wish I could tell my anonymous searchers. Come back! Come back!

photos of babies having a diaper change

ew, no

neil finn one nil failure

Was not!

katie couric perky bitch

Can’t argue with that, really.

i wish i were jewish

Wouldn’t it be dreamy?

ensemble tout devient possible song

There’s a song? It’s a campaign, not a baseball team!

david nalbandian song translated

But of course this would be OK.

passover tuna noodle casserole

Oh for the love of matzah! Just don’t.

the simpsons porn

You realize they’re cartoons, right? Perhaps Fritz the Cat would be up your alley. So to speak.

who wants to be a juror?

No one sane, that’s for sure.

amy winehouse orthodox jewish

OMG, I saw this woman in shul with tats all over her and I just knew it was her!

all famous people from long ago

That would be a really long post and would most certainly break my post container.

becca and justin

I didn’t want to tell you but, yes, he really brings sexyback.

orthodox jews playing baseball photo

You should see The Chosen!

german houseguests

They rocked!

crack users

I can see why that brought you here.

what kind of people are famous in soccer

Usually the kind that play soccer well. Being married to Posh Spice doesn’t hurt either.

famous person looking for car valet

Good luck with that job search!

ca plane pour moi pronounce

I’m pronouncing it right now, can you hear me?

good girls gone soxy

Soxy, you put out an explicit video and didn’t tell me?

holidays that happen in judaism

I’m thinking you should just read the whole blog.

i can’t find easy hebrew radio

And no wonder. It’s been discontinued. Boo! Hiss!

what famous people said about jews

“Must-see!” “I laughed, I cried, Jews are better than Cats!” “Three Stars!”

And the “I’m not sure you understand the whole ‘how to Google’ concept” award for April goes to:
i can find a lover i can find a friend i can have security.. that from a famous song give me the whole words

Amy Winehouse – Rehab