Magic Jewball

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Sweet mysteries of life

Filed under : Etc.
On April 5, 2007
At 3:35 pm
Comments : 4

After being away for a few days I have some pressing questions:

1. Will the person who searched on “can you eat fruity pebbles on passover?” actually find the answer on this page?

2. Why on earth is there a Joy Division sneaker? Did Ian Curtis appear to be the sort of guy who would have shilled for New Balance?

3. When KP said she would go to any concert with me did she know I’d call her bluff on this one?

4. Does anyone know where David Nalbandian is this week? Because I really tried but I just can’t find him.

5. What was the “mustard” in the honey-mustard chicken that I had for lunch from the Kosher shop since mustard isn’t Kosher for Passover?

6. Did you think I only sat back and accepted comments? Wait, I’ll answer this one.

7. When will Peter Braunstein just go for it and off himself? It’s really getting tiresome.

8. Was that actual snow this morning?

In honor of Passover, I’ll just cut this off at eight. You’re welcome!

Jack Johnson – Questions