Magic Jewball

all signs point to no


Now you’re cooking with gas

Filed under : New York City
On January 8, 2007
At 10:25 am
Comments : 4

I actually have something else to post about today but at the moment I have some breaking news. I’m living in a gas station. At first, I thought it was just me. My apartment smelled like gas but it occasionally does when the building next door is getting a delivery. Then the subway smelled like gas but I was half-asleep so didn’t think anything of it. Then my office smelled like gas and I figured I was just insane. But a co-worker tells me it’s the whole city! I don’t know whether to be freaked the fuck out or super-excited that I’m not as insane as I thought I was.

Jane just sent me this link:
Gas-like odor permeates Manhattan



Edited to add: Bloomy’s giving a press conference. I don’t mean to panic anyone but I’m pretty sure we’re all going to die.


Edited again to add: Welcome people visiting from blog-search-engines. I sure linked to the right article. Doesn’t J-Ball look pretty on one of these sites?



4 Comments for this post

  1. CSIGirl says:

    I would just be excited that at least you’re not crazy.

  2. Jane says:

    Don’t die! Or at least put up one more post before you die! Just one!

  3. Lydia says:

    The smell alone would get me. It makes me nauseous. I hope you guys don’t explode.

  4. Becca says:

    CSI, I think we all know better on that one, don’t we?

    Don’t worry, Jane, as soon as I’m fully caffeinated I’ll let everyone know why I was so tired on the train this morning. Hint: it wasn’t just gas fumes!

    Lydia, I feel like my head is going to explode, I really do. It’s dissipating a bit but my migraine hasn’t gotten the message.

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