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Reader of the Month – September!

Filed under : Reader of the Month
On September 11, 2006
At 1:06 am
Comments : 20

I can’t believe that this month’s ROTM is a surprise to anyone, except maybe Kay, but it’s OK, she finagled her way into someone else’s blog. But it was such an obvious choice this time that I actually alerted our honoree 5 weeks in advance. Normally, as my previous ROTM’s will tell you, my request shows up in your inbox 2-3 days before I write the post, beseeching you for pictures.

Yes, the ROTM for September is Sarpon! Sarpon, you may have noticed, is the commenter who always disagrees with me. But that’s OK! Because the ROTM title knows no opinions, it knows no team, it just knows “read JBall” and “comment on JBall.” I admit, I didn’t know much about Sarpon before, just the essentials, really, that she’s a chick and Jewish and a Mets fan and originally from NY where she currently does not reside. Is there more than that to anyone? But luckily for all of you, I interviewed Sarpon by e-mail and found out a few more key facts.

First off, I found that Sarpon (she’s the attractive female in the photo) is a lawyer. Then all that disagreeing with me made more sense. This is about as wacky as lawyers get. Party on, wacky lawyers!

Secondly, I found out that Sarpon is a Mom to three lovely kids, one of whom she gave birth to. I include this photo, not out of any favoritism for kids that have Sarpon’s genes, but because this kid is named Shea. You heard me. Or read me. Sarpon named her daughter after Shea Stadium. Maybe it was the orange hair and blue eyes. Let’s hope this Shea doesn’t get knocked down in favor of a newer, shinier kid with more luxury boxes. But, as Sarpon told me, “under other circumstances, she could have been named Yankee.” Ha! I cut Sarpon’s sister-in-law’s head out of the photo since she doesn’t read JBall as far as I know. I’m ruthless!

I couldn’t squeeze any more photos out of Sarpon, whose wackiness is more confined to writing long, erudite, gem-filled comments on my blog. But she did send me a few shots of her kids, so here’s one. Nothing against Kid #3, but I love this one’s lollipop plus, I have no doubt that any of my sibs would have proudly worn this t-shirt when we were kids. Or maybe even now. (Click to enlarge)

So what else did I learn that I can tell you? Sarpon makes her home in lovely Gainesville, Florida (no, I’ve never been there, shut up), has a husband named Kevin, and two cats besides the aforementioned youngsters. In her spare time…oh, who am I kidding? Between lawyering, mothering, and commenting, what possible free time could she have? I think the most important thing I could say about Sarpon is that she’s smart and funny and she was so anxious to post on my old Blogger blog that she accidentally started her own blog in the sign-up process. That, my friends, is the kind of dedication that I reward. So congrats to you, Sarpon, and feel free to claim your meal (you’ll pay of course) which will assuredly not be eaten in Flushing, unless it’s at the Kosher hot dog stand at the National Tennis Center.

Song choice is by the ROTM, which you’ll know because I’ve never seen Pippin. According to Sarpon it “contains the phrase I used in my personal ad to try to get the attention of a straight man who liked musicals (my ad read ‘Average, ordinary wonderful woman with a passion for passion seeks man…’) but alas I got 76 replies and not one picked up on it. But it is how I met Kevin.” Well, when you’re casting a wide net like that, come on. But anyhoo, here it is.

Jill Clayburgh – Kind Of Woman


20 Comments for this post

  1. Sarpon says:

    I’d like to thank the Academy.

    Are you saying that attempting to find a straight man who likes musicals in Gainesville, Florida was perhaps a fool’s errand?

  2. Becca says:

    Yes, except substitute “anywhere” for “in Gainesville, Florida.”

    Oh I kid!

  3. E11even says:

    I love ROTM! Cool pics!

  4. KP says:

    You are lovely Sarpon and so are your children. I pass the tiara on to you with pride, especially since my longtime love Tom Petty is also from Gainesville FL! Rock on Gainesville!

  5. Sarpon says:

    I could have gotten lucky. Harry Connick Jr. could have been traveling though town. When he was 19.

    Did you know his mother is Jewish and today is is birthday?

    Dayum I should have held out.

  6. Sarpon says:

    Thank you for the tiara, KP. Does it come with a Funny Bone?

  7. Becca says:

    Harry Connick Jr. eh? Who knew?

  8. Celia says:

    I met my husband when he was REHEARSING a musical.
    Of course, we weren’t in Gainesville, FL.

    And I thought he was gay.

  9. kay says:

    Congrats, Sarpon! Who is the guy in the first picture, who looks vaguely like Steve Carrell?

    If you want a guy who likes musicals, check out Danny Miller’s blog. He’s a hoot. You can find him ::cough:: linked on my blog. It’s called Jew Eat Yet?

  10. KP says:

    I told you I ate them Sarpon.

    However, if you ever get up to NYC, I could always meet you and the lovely blogmeistress for a Funny Bone or 2.

  11. Sarpon says:

    If I get the opportunity to buy post-season Mets tickets, I’m there. Hey! (Insert lightbulb icon here) Maybe Becca could register with the Mets ticket lottery to give me another chance to buy post-season tickets and thus be in NYC and take her out to dinner?

  12. Becca says:

    I’m sorry, I’ll be reorganizing my sock drawer that day. Whichever day that is.

  13. KP says:

    And there are no red socks in there in case anyone was wondering. I checked during the last panty raid.

  14. RN says:

    Cool pick Becca.

    Congrats Sarpon and I hope you get the tickets to the met.

  15. RN says:

    And I forgot to add, another ROTM from east of the Mississippi.

    Seems to be a trend….

  16. Becca says:

    There are more people here, RN. It’s purely statistical.

  17. Not Chosen says:

    I’d like to nominate myself for next month’s ROTM. I totally deserve it.

  18. RN says:

    Are you sure Becca? I think we get to count bovine in our census.

    Not Chosen, not.

  19. Suby says:

    While it’s not techincally musical theatre, I would like to say for the record, that attending performances of the Vagina Monologues is a really lousy way to meet men.

  20. Becca says:

    NotChosen, announcing that you’re interested is always a good plan. Alas, as Kay found out to her distress, bloggers are disqualified, due to the fact that everyone knows too much about them already.

    RN, but we get to count rats.

    Suby, really? Who’d have thunk it!

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