Magic Jewball

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Napster Links FAQ

On September 1, 2006
At 2:20 am

Hey, Becca, I click on your song link and it makes me sign up! Just what’s your angle?

Oh, I don’t own Napster! And didn’t you hear? Napster’s legal now! As a matter of fact, it’s the only legal way for you to sample a whole entire song with the artist and copyright holders earning royalties on the music. And I know you’re all about that.

What about my privacy? Will they tell the CIA that I like Abba?

No, but you’d better listen to something less embarrassing, just to be sure. 

What will it cost me? Is it 99 cents? 99 dollars? 99 problems?

No! It’s free & easy, just like me. After listening to any song more than 3 times they will ask you for 99 cents, though. That’s about what Abba is worth, isn’t it?

OK, maybe I’ll sign up next time.

You’re not getting any younger, you know. 

 

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