Magic Jewball

all signs point to no

 

Got troubles?

Filed under : Baseball
On July 4, 2009
At 12:00 pm
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Rare Saturday post, written in advance (mostly way in advance and by someone else).

“Fans, for the past two weeks you have been reading about the bad break I got. Yet today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of this earth. I have been in ballparks for seventeen years and have never received anything but kindness and encouragement from you fans.

“Look at these grand men. Which of you wouldn’t consider it the highlight of his career just to associate with them for even one day? Sure, I’m lucky. Who wouldn’t consider it an honor to have known Jacob Ruppert? Also, the builder of baseball’s greatest empire, Ed Barrow? To have spent six years with that wonderful little fellow, Miller Huggins? Then to have spent the next nine years with that outstanding leader, that smart student of psychology, the best manager in baseball today, Joe McCarthy? Sure, I’m lucky.

“When the New York Giants, a team you would give your right arm to beat, and vice versa, sends you a gift – that’s something. When everybody down to the groundskeepers and those boys in white coats remember you with trophies – that’s something. When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter – that’s something. When you have a father and a mother who work all their lives so you can have an education and build your body – it’s a blessing. When you have a wife who has been a tower of strength and shown more courage than you dreamed existed – that’s the finest I know.

“So I close in saying that I may have had a tough break, but I have an awful lot to live for.”

Lou Gehrig, July 4, 1939, Yankee Stadium

 
 

I think the skull and crossbones are especially effective

Filed under : Life in general
On July 2, 2009
At 10:30 am
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This is an actual sign up on a door down the hallway from me at my office. The sign above it, which you can’t see, simply tells people to close the door behind them, ostensibly to keep the Domestic riff-raff from stealing CD’s and Jiffy envelopes from the International department. But it seems that wasn’t enough and now YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.






But honestly, every time I see the closed door with this sign, I think in my head, “Prince Edward? Are you in there?”



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