Magic Jewball

Well, now that the new president is taking care of things, I might as well get back to doing what I usually do. Important stuff. Like making fun of Craigslist Missed Connections.

So I’ve decided to be less tacky and just post something random on the Internet. It’s also a lot more effective.

This is totally for real, I’m sure. On the off chance it is, why not ask Captain Sully? He can do anything!

I had kind of thought it was a given that men knew women sitting alone on the subway didn’t automatically want to touch their penises. But I guess it’s always worth a reminder.

I was. In the ribs.

And the “nothing I can really add here” ad….

I wanted Joan Jett’s “Do You Wanna Touch Me?” but it’s not on Napster. Here’s the video link, should you be so inclined.