Magic Jewball

all signs point to no

 

No thanks, I’m just trying to get home

Filed under : The Internets
On January 23, 2009
At 1:30 am
Comments : 2

Well, now that the new president is taking care of things, I might as well get back to doing what I usually do. Important stuff. Like making fun of Craigslist Missed Connections.






So I’ve decided to be less tacky and just post something random on the Internet. It’s also a lot more effective.






This is totally for real, I’m sure. On the off chance it is, why not ask Captain Sully? He can do anything!






I had kind of thought it was a given that men knew women sitting alone on the subway didn’t automatically want to touch their penises. But I guess it’s always worth a reminder.






I was. In the ribs.





And the “nothing I can really add here” ad….





I wanted Joan Jett’s “Do You Wanna Touch Me?” but it’s not on Napster. Here’s the video link, should you be so inclined.

 

2 Comments for this post

 
Alex says

Jewball proves educational once again. Lucky for me the subway doesn’t come this far out, or I could’ve been party to a very awkward misunderstanding.

Note to self….

 
Becca says

I should have made this a PSA!