Magic Jewball

all signs point to no

 

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t

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On August 20, 2008
At 4:00 pm
Comments : 12

Luckily, there are a lot of nuts looking for each other. YaY! It’s Craigslist Missed Connections time.






“BASICALLY, IF I CAN’T FIND AN INDIAN WOMAN I’LL TAKE A BLACK WOMAN. WHICH I’VE HAD BEFORE. BUT WHAT THE HEY, I NEED TO GET LAID.”






“You seem smart. The kind of intelligent woman who doesn’t want to see the Yankees lose 15-2. Or 2-1. Or whatever.

Hey! We’ll clearly both be free after the regular season ends. See you then?”






This is a tough town.






Funny story! The reason “turnip” is highlighted is because I couldn’t remember where this was in my feed and I didn’t know how to spell bahgangajongs so I could search on it.

God, I hope this couple found each other.



King Missile – Detachable Penis

 

12 Comments for this post

 
Deas says

Turnip is a euphemism?

 
Deas says

Black women are much easier, you need a reservation for an Indian woman.

 
Melanie says

Wait, I can’t believe you didn’t comment on the Yankee fan in the “blue and white striped shirt” – at Yankee Stadium. Where the Yankees wear . . . blue and white (pin)stripes. I’m sure she couldn’t have missed him in that get up!

 
~dogandmusiclover~ says

Okay, I have nothing clever to say, as usual, so:

Thanks for the laugh!

 
Becca says

You know, Deas, man with big turnip seeks woman with big melons. I love healthy living!

Melanie, I did think of that. But I could not in my life imagine he wouldn’t just say “Yankee jersey.” But you’re right, people really are that stupid.

Dog, “thanks for the laugh” is clever enough for me!

 
KP says

Misplaced nuts, hair vomit, jangie melons, and dudes at Yankee Stadium in blue and white striped shirts? Man your town is going to hell in a handbasket.

 
Solace says

I can’t help but wonder HOW HE LOST HIS NUT!!!

Kinda makes me queasy, thinking about it.

 
Alex says

What do you mean you couldn’t spell “bahgangajongs”? Sheesh, Becca, you’re such a girl!

All really successful men know that the secret to scoring with high-class women is combining the correct spelling of “bahgangajongs” with judicious use of the phrase “your big jangie melons flopping along like the wind.” I’m sure you know, you chicks can’t resist that kind of smooth.

Everybody knows, if you can’t pair those skills, you’ll never score with an Indian woman. Well, unless you vomit in her hair.

 
Becca says

KP, going?

Solace, try not to vomit in anyone’s hair.

Alex, I’m not much on bahgangajongs but I could totally work jangie into my vocabulary.

 
sarpon says

It is truly frightening to contemplate that these people represent the pinnacle of human evolution; and worse, they are out there, somewhere, eager for the chance to move their DNA into the next round.

 
Maureen says

There’s hope for me yet, I see.

 
Becca says

Sarpon, luckily, that guy only has one nut.

Maureen, what, vomit in your hair? :P