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HERE’S THE HINT: I’M THE BAD COMMUNICATOR GUY.
“Im the one who dropt out of eigth grade but paid for a fake resumay and got a job here!!1! LOL LOL.”
Very amusing, Sarpon. You’re on a roll! Or, it could be:
IM THE ONE, WHOSE COMPUTER KEYBOARD HAS, A BROKEN CAPS LOCK KEY, A BROKEN APOSTROPHE KEY, AND A BROKEN PERIOD KEY, (BUT THE COMMA KEY, WORKS GREAT)
ZOMG, YOU GUYS, LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!1
It’s okay to mock stupid people, right?
Well, no, it isn’t. But it is OK to mock stupid actions. And to hope the stupid find each other. Ah, love.
I think the stupidest thing about this ad isn’t actually the all-caps or the lack of sentences. It’s the vagueness. How on earth is this woman supposed to know it’s directed at her? Don’t we all work with people who communicate on a 3rd-grade level?
Sure, Becca, but if you’re ugly or have a crappy smile, then you know this message must not be for you.
“Your cute. Nothing more,”
At least the dude didn’t mince words there.
Come to think of it, I may have dated him.
Doesn’t ever girl dream of finding an illiterate yutz who thinks she’s “Cute. Nothing more”?
I had a dream like that once, Alfa. I married him. One day, I woke up from that nightmare, reclaimed my self-worth, and left him scuffing his boots in the dust. Of course, he wasn’t just an illiterate yutz. He was an illiterate, redneck yutz with a bad attitude. A gal needs to aim high, you know?
I love a happy ending!
Ima was married to my Redneck Boyfriend Al? Small world.
Just your average Conservadox Jewish, Depeche Mode loving, career changing, former rap music selling, K-12 tech-integrating, single gal in the city.
Email me: becca(at)magicjewball(dot)com