Magic Jewball

all signs point to no

 

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Filed under : The Internets
On February 26, 2008
At 6:30 pm
Comments : 11

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HERE’S THE HINT: I’M THE BAD COMMUNICATOR GUY.

 

11 Comments for this post

 
sarpon says

“Im the one who dropt out of eigth grade but paid for a fake resumay and got a job here!!1! LOL LOL.”

 
Alex says

Very amusing, Sarpon. You’re on a roll! Or, it could be:

IM THE ONE, WHOSE COMPUTER KEYBOARD HAS, A BROKEN CAPS LOCK KEY, A BROKEN APOSTROPHE KEY, AND A BROKEN PERIOD KEY, (BUT THE COMMA KEY, WORKS GREAT)

 
Becca says

ZOMG, YOU GUYS, LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!1

 
Ima Wurdibitsch says

Oh, my.

It’s okay to mock stupid people, right?

 
Becca says

Well, no, it isn’t. But it is OK to mock stupid actions. And to hope the stupid find each other. Ah, love.

I think the stupidest thing about this ad isn’t actually the all-caps or the lack of sentences. It’s the vagueness. How on earth is this woman supposed to know it’s directed at her? Don’t we all work with people who communicate on a 3rd-grade level?

 
Alex says

Sure, Becca, but if you’re ugly or have a crappy smile, then you know this message must not be for you.

 
KP says

“Your cute. Nothing more,”

At least the dude didn’t mince words there.

Come to think of it, I may have dated him.

 
Alfa says

Doesn’t ever girl dream of finding an illiterate yutz who thinks she’s “Cute. Nothing more”?

 
Ima Wurdibitsch says

I had a dream like that once, Alfa. I married him. One day, I woke up from that nightmare, reclaimed my self-worth, and left him scuffing his boots in the dust. Of course, he wasn’t just an illiterate yutz. He was an illiterate, redneck yutz with a bad attitude. A gal needs to aim high, you know?

 
Becca says

I love a happy ending!

 
sarpon says

Ima was married to my Redneck Boyfriend Al? Small world.