Magic Jewball

all signs point to no

 

Love, exciting and new (glossary at the end)

Filed under : Judaism,Life in general
On November 27, 2007
At 9:30 pm
Comments : 4

Today, in the waiting room of the doctor’s office, I overheard the following side of a conversation between a frum guy and a girl he was clearly connecting with for the first time, probably a possible shidduch date. We’ll leave aside that he was calling from a doctor’s office waiting room- the most private place ever!



“I’ve heard that about Beis Yaakov girls. [laughing] I think I’ve seen that video! ‘Beis Yaakov Girls Gone Wild!’”
(pause)
“No, it’s not a real video.”
(pause)
“No, I was joking, it’s not a real video.”
(longer pause)
“Well, no, they probably don’t really have that.”
(clears throat)
“So you said you’re from Florida?”

I somehow don’t have high hopes for this relationship.



Post Glossary
frum – religious, usually Orthodox
shidduch – set-up
Beis Yaakov – common name for an Orthodox girls’ school



Title comes from:
Love Boat Theme

 

4 Comments for this post

 
KP says

I love learning new words. Thanks!

Oh, and I sing a mean version of the Love Boat theme. Remind me to perform it for you next time I am in town.

 
kb says

geez, I like his sense of humor. Hope he realizes this girl is clearly not a match for him.

 
sarpon says

I hope you didn’t allow the future Mr. Becca to slip through your fingers. Did he seem like the type to enjoy Interpol and raita?

 
Becca says

Silly Sarpon, everyone knows I don’t date Jews, especially those religious types!