Magic Jewball

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When 60 Minutes starts 60 minutes late

Filed under : Movies,Sports,TV
On November 25, 2007
At 7:30 pm
Comments : 6

You may not have noticed this but there are some sports that I cannot fathom and am not a fan of and are thus never mentioned here. I know, it’s hard to tell since you get way too much tennis, baseball, and sometimes even hockey. By the way, I have nothing against basketball but have you seen the Knicks lately? Ye gods and little fishes.

So I was just sitting here waiting for some football game to end so I could watch 60 Minutes, when I finally gave up and switched to one of my favorite movies of all time, Coming to America. (Brother2 and I can quote this movie to each other all day – it’s kind of stunning for two white Jews, really). And then came this conversation between Akeem, fresh from Africa, and his boss Mr. McDowell, whom he is trying to impress in American style.

Akeem: Sir, I was wondering, did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?

McDowell: No, I didn’t.

Akeem: Oh, it was most exhilarating. The Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay, and in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big H. It was a most gripping victory.

McDowell: Son, I’m just gonna tell you this one time.

Akeem (eagerly): Yes, sir?

McDowell: You want to keep working here, stay off the drugs.



That pretty much sums it up for me, yes. Is the game over yet?



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6 Comments for this post

 
KP says

Believe it or not, I’ve never seen that movie.

 
Celia says

When 60 minutes starts 60 minutes late, so does The Amazing Race, which is horrible for anyone who sets their DVR/VCR/life with the assumption the show would be on from 8 P.M. to 9 P.M.

(We set our TiVo to run an hour long, just in case.)

 
sarpon says

So Celia, I guess your TiVo doesn’t *really* get you, after all.

 
Melanie says

Becca! This is apropos of absolutely nothing in your post, but I saw this and thought of you – aren’t you making rugelach for gifts?

http://smittenkitchen.com/2007/11/rugelach-pinwheels/

 
Becca says

KP, see that movie!

Celia, I wish I could do that with 60 Minutes but the Simpsons starts at 8 on another channel and mine can only record one thing at a time. So I have to watch it live when it starts. Whenever it starts.

Melanie, I am! Those look good, thanks!

 
Ryan says

I like when the woman is made to hop on on foot and bark like a dog. Hilarious.