Don’t be too disappointed in me because I haven’t reported on the newest, most inane widgets out there lately. Sometimes a girl gets busy with non-widgety things. But now that I’m down to contemplating how many tissues I might really have used this week and what exactly defines a “low-grade” fever, I finally have the time to get back on this horse. Let higher-minded people deal with politics and world events, I stake my claim on the widgets.
This is a good idea in theory. But I was kind of hoping for events of a more global and social significance. Or at least more interesting information about Cheerios.
Again, good idea, bad execution. How about:
Don’t forget the eggs. That way you won’t be forced to make the butter biscuits because they happen not to call for eggs.
Ladies and gentlemen, a widget is not a substitute for anger management classes.
I think this is just the apotheosis of widgets. Come on, it’s a hotel! And it’s random! A random hotel! Every day!
I’m not sure it can get any better than this.