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	<title>Comments on: I&#8217;m sorry, Oprah will not be shown today</title>
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	<description>all signs point to no</description>
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		<title>By: Becca</title>
		<link>http://magicjewball.com/2007/06/27/im-sorry-oprah-will-not-be-shown-today/#comment-5851</link>
		<dc:creator>Becca</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 04:07:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I regret nothing!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I regret nothing!</p>
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		<title>By: Alex</title>
		<link>http://magicjewball.com/2007/06/27/im-sorry-oprah-will-not-be-shown-today/#comment-5850</link>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 00:45:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I happen to have been in the grocery store this weekend, and I saw on the cover of the Globe that Oprah&#039;s doctors have given her only six years to live.  Mark my words: when she shuffles off this mortal coil, you all are going to regret having snarked about her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I happen to have been in the grocery store this weekend, and I saw on the cover of the Globe that Oprah&#8217;s doctors have given her only six years to live.  Mark my words: when she shuffles off this mortal coil, you all are going to regret having snarked about her.</p>
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		<title>By: Becca</title>
		<link>http://magicjewball.com/2007/06/27/im-sorry-oprah-will-not-be-shown-today/#comment-5824</link>
		<dc:creator>Becca</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 19:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sarpon, you&#039;re closer to the truth than you think, as later in the news, after the electricity came back, they said the subway system had to be &quot;rebooted.&quot; I seriously thought it was run with gears and an abacus.

I count on Oprah to remind me that I&#039;m happy I don&#039;t rely on Oprah.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sarpon, you&#8217;re closer to the truth than you think, as later in the news, after the electricity came back, they said the subway system had to be &#8220;rebooted.&#8221; I seriously thought it was run with gears and an abacus.</p>
<p>I count on Oprah to remind me that I&#8217;m happy I don&#8217;t rely on Oprah.</p>
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		<title>By: KP</title>
		<link>http://magicjewball.com/2007/06/27/im-sorry-oprah-will-not-be-shown-today/#comment-5822</link>
		<dc:creator>KP</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:30:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kill me if I ever have to count on Oprah for anything.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kill me if I ever have to count on Oprah for anything.</p>
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		<title>By: sarpon</title>
		<link>http://magicjewball.com/2007/06/27/im-sorry-oprah-will-not-be-shown-today/#comment-5821</link>
		<dc:creator>sarpon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You must be terribly brave if you&#039;d even think of getting on the subway knowing their server is down.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You must be terribly brave if you&#8217;d even think of getting on the subway knowing their server is down.</p>
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