Magic Jewball

all signs point to no

 

Thanks a lot, try the liver!

Filed under : America, Life in general
On March 21, 2007
At 4:50 pm
Comments : 16

Say, did anyone see Dirty Dancing? Good, because I didn’t. But I’m informed that it takes place in a Catskills resort populated by plenty of my Jewish brethren. Yes, that’s the way it used to be if you were Jewish and lived in the Northeastern US in the 40’s, 50’s, and 60’s. Flights to Europe were out of reach of most people and you goyim weren’t letting us vacation with you. Shockingly, once the world and Jewish vacation plans began to change most of these places went out of business.

I was lucky enough to catch the end of this era and spent a few weekends of my childhood up at Grossinger’s as well as The Concord and The Raleigh. By the time I got there they were already in really bad shape, corners were cut, and the decor was out of a Brady Bunch episode. You couldn’t quite see it as the place where Eddie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds got married. Still, I have some pretty fond memories. Which is why I was amazed and horrified to find this website chock full of depressing pictures of what Grossinger’s looks like now. Apparently it was sold and the new owners intended to renovate, only the plans kind of came apart.

(Let me just pause to tell you how I reached this site. I wasn’t actually Googling Grossinger’s to see if I could go there and play a round of golf with the Children of Israel, but rather, I was pursuing a chain of links that began at Digg and was originally a search for information about this town in Pennsylvania where an underground mine fire has been burning since 1962. Seriously! The government gave up a la the Simpsons Garbageman episode and everyone had to leave except a few idiots loyal townspeople who decided to stay on. Anyway, a completely abandoned town is the kind of thing that fascinates me and apparently a lot of other people as there are quite a few sites devoted to the exploration of abandoned places (even ones without smoke coming out of the ground), and voilà, we have Grossinger’s.)


So here are some photos. This first one is kind of how I remember the pool, only less postcard-like. But the walls were glass and it was lovely. The deep end had a window and people in another part of the complex could see you if you were drowning, er, showing off underwater.




And, well, here it is now. Notice the beach chairs still lined up. Oh, the humanity!




Look, I found a picture on another site of the pool-voyeur window!



Well, this really took me back in a moss-covered way. I mean, believe me, I’m hugely thankful for both $400 fares to exotic locales (and by exotic I’m not talking about beautiful Mt. Airy Lodge) and the fact that Jews are welcome to sip drinks with Friends of Jesus, but I do think something lovely has been lost. Something besides Henny Youngman.



Jane’s Addiction - Mountain Song

 
 

Blogoversary!

Filed under : Meta/Blognews
On March 19, 2007
At 12:00 am
Comments : 23

It’s hard to believe it’s been a year… no, I take that back, it’s easy. It’s been a long strange year and really, I feel like I’ve had this blog for the last five years at the very least. But one year ago today, I went to blogger.com and found it took less than a minute to set up a blog leaving me way too much time and forcing me to actually write something. I had been threatening to start a blog for a long time and pretty much everyone told me not to. I knew why; they felt like they’d then have to be polite and read it. After assuring everyone in my life that I would not be one of those “I see you haven’t read my blog lately” types and assuring them that they’d now receive fewer of my long-winded stories in real life, my friends were a lot more encouraging.

Here are a few stats from the last year:

Posts: 153
Comments: 2,101
Day with the most visitors: move to my own domain/redesign, July 3, 2006
Post with the most comments: Reader of the Month - October! (although to be fair, she commented a lot herself)
First post with photos: Drew and Hugh and You, April 20, 2006
First post with Napster Link: And while we’re talking about subways, May 1, 2006
Top 5 Countries: US, Canada, Australia, Netherlands, France
Top 5 US States: New York, Connecticut, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Florida
Most popular search terms: tennis players + Jewish (but if you’ve been reading a while you knew that)
Most popular picture search: Paul Banks
Current commenter with the longest commenting history: KP
Lurker with the most visits: Algonac, Michigan - I’d love to know who you are!

I’ve only had to delete about 10 comments, mostly because people I know inadvertently revealed personal information I didn’t want on the Internets and only twice because the comments were offensive. I got my first hate letter yesterday, just making it in under the deadline! I’ve had to block two people, one for a personal situation and one was yesterday’s letter-writer. In related news, I also got my first Digg this weekend, thanks, JF!

So back to my first post. It’s kind of funny to me now, but it was called I don’t read your blog; will you read mine?. I mean, at the time, I didn’t. I didn’t know what an RSS reader was and I wouldn’t have cared because I just didn’t read anyone’s blog. But now I do! I have like 30 blogs on my Google Reader and I read them all faithfully (if you haven’t seen me on your blog lately, I’m still reading, don’t worry). This has probably been the biggest change since then with regards to blogging; I’m a blog-reader as well as a writer.

So why did I start this blog? One day, long ago (that is, I can’t remember exactly when), I went to see two shows two days in a row. The first was Interpol at Radio City, a big, boring, soulless concert and the second was the Finn Brothers which was in a tiny venue, with lots of laughter, intimacy, and connection between the band and the audience. It was kind of like seeing a show by your old friends in your living room. I wrote a long e-mail to my friend who had gotten me the Finn Brothers tickets and his entire response was, “Glad you had a good time.” I knew someone out there would have enjoyed the story more.

Then, later, came the transit strike (that one I remember, December 2005). Each morning I would walk over to West 96th to where cars had to have at least four passengers to go further south and I’d get into some stranger’s car and get a ride as close as possible to work. On each corner there were swarms of cops and TV satellite trucks. It just felt surreal and each day I’d have a new story (the car I rode in with the burly construction guys who didn’t speak English, the one with the Riverdale Mom driving her kids to school who turned out to have had my cousin as their teacher). That was when I really knew I wanted a blog. But somehow it still took me three more months.

After re-reading that first post I think I finally started one late that night because I discovered that the guy I had dated in college, whom I thought I would marry and live happily ever after with, had a blog and I really hated it. It was really political and dogmatic and right-wing. It made me feel both happy that I hadn’t spent my life with him and determined to do a fun blog that would take people’s minds off of politics for a few minutes.

The blog has changed in some ways as I strive not to repeat myself and in other ways is pretty much the same. Many people change their blog theme (that’s the design, for you non-bloggers) a lot but once I got this one, I pretty much stopped. Some of my friends thought I should after some personal things happened surrounding it and they were probably right, but to me, it’s the most beautiful thing on the Internet. Every time I open my browser to this site I’m still overwhelmed by the beauty and perfection of it. When I see it in thumbnail on someone else’s site, I love its quiet minimalism and feel proud that it’s my blog. I still tweak it every now and then, kind of the way I did with my bedroom when I was a kid. I’m a little obsessed with the way my site looks, I know. Just be thankful I don’t have two sidebar columns of bright flashing banners. And still no ads!

Anyway, I am, as always, thankful to my readers, commenters, and linkers. Don’t forget to have the traditional Blogoversary beer! You know, the tradition I just started. But hey, now it just wouldn’t be a Blogoversary without one.



Check out the iPod Song of the Week for my blog’s new theme song. But this one fits the post better and it’s one of those cheerful Cure songs that make you want to kill yourself in a haze of saturated color.
The Cure - Anniversary

 
 

iPod song of the week - Pixies

Filed under : iPod Song of the Week
On March 18, 2007
At 6:00 pm
Comments :Comments Off

A month or so ago I stated that I wished The Police’s “Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic” was the theme song of my blog. I mean, sure, you can choose any theme song you like if it’s your blog but it just wouldn’t be very accurate. Instead, on the occasion of my Blogoversary, I’ve decided to choose what should really be the theme song of my blog as the iPod Song of the Week.

Maybe it’s surprising that I’ve never chosen a Pixies song but I’m glad I didn’t because I probably would have gone with something else. Something like “Gigantic” or “Debaser.” But now I’m free to choose the song for which I feel the most personal affinity. It has a false start (which I’m a sucker for) with Kim Deal beginning her ethereal “hooooo-ooo” before Black Francis says “stop!” Then the song commences with its melancholy, wistful melody and what seem like nonsense lyrics….

With your feet on the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah!
Your head will collapse and there’s nothing in it
And you’ll ask yourself:

Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Way out in the water
See it swimming….

Yes, that’s me, melancholy and a bit nonsensical, wondering where my mind is before spotting it way out in the water.



Pixies - Where Is My Mind?

 
 

Wasn’t it 60 degrees a couple of days ago?

Filed under : Life in general
On March 16, 2007
At 5:51 pm
Comments : 2

The thing I forgot about Daylight Savings Time coming three weeks earlier is that suddenly I can leave work an hour later on Fridays. For those who don’t know or remember or who have already started their Irish Drinking Day festivities, I have to get home by sunset on Fridays for the Sabbath. Except now it’s an hour later. Damn.

And in a perverse joke of nature, Winter decided to re-emerge today and it’s snowing/hailing so that all the bridge & tunnel crowd got out of here hours ago to try and beat the storm (which started last night so I don’t really get that but whatever). And I, who live in Manhattan, am still here at work.

But that’s it, I’ve worked, I’ve blogged, and now I’m going outside to get a faceful of ice before slipping and falling on my ass. Erin Go Blow Me, everyone!



Yaz - Winter Kills

 
 

Headline of the day

Filed under : Etc.
On March 15, 2007
At 10:00 pm
Comments : 4

I can’t even bring myself to read the article. Maybe it’ll be serious and that would be a downer, wouldn’t it?

Nurse Denies Rampage With Hooligans

I would too, sister. Wacky Brits!



I cannot understand why Napster doesn’t have this track!
Killer Pussy - Teenage Enema Nurses in Bondage (excerpt)